Sing and Dance
If things aren't great, just sing dance and swear at passersby.
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One man and his dog
I swear my ATM card is in here somewhere!
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$1
1.00 Dollar to kick me in the ass
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At home
Why not make yourself at home? Get the paper out, sit down and take your shoes off after a long day.
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